06:00 - Aaang Aaaang Aaang Aaaang...06:00:01 - Fumble for 'Snooze'
06:00:04 - Wait for heart rate to return to safe operating levels.
06:04 - Stumble through to kitchen, put kettle on
06:05 - Return to kitchen, lean on cupboard and bend into fridge to get milk
06:07 - Lift kettle off stand before it explodes (kettle no longer stops when it boils)
06:09 - Fumble in cupboard for ginger biscuits. Retrieve two. Return to bedroom.
06:10 - Sit down on bed. Pull blanket over legs and stare at lap.
06:10:15 - Stick ginger biscuit into mouth.
06:10:20 - Chew biscuit.
06:12:00 - Slurp coffee.
06:12:10 - Dunk leftover half of biscuit and put in mouth. Chew.
06:12:20 - Dunk second biscuit. Put whole biscuit in mouth.
06:12:25 - Feel regret over having eaten second biscuit so quickly.
06:13:00 - Slurp coffee.
And so it began.
