Last night didn't go so well. Lately I've been waking up, around 3ish, with my work to do list running though my head. I've been working on my AQ - Admin quotient... sometimes I feel like that could be a legitimate intelligence.
I couldn't sleep. So I got up, drank some water and grabbed 'Building large web applications'. I figured if anything was going to put me to sleep, this was a good place to start.No joy, in fact, reading about all best practice code highlted how much terrible practice code I had implemented in the past and my heart continued to race.
I put the book down after a few pages.
At this point I must have drifted off. Only to be woken by the sound of a giant, half metre wide crab clawing its way into my flat! I screamed "What the..." - careful not to curse even in my dreams I noted... then I worried I had woken Nic so shouted, "Don't worry, it's only a crab!". Then I actually woke up. Eyes trained on my sliding door for signs of large crustaceans.
There must have been something in my bolognaise from Spar.
All of that was a true story.
