- The garage door has a demon in it. Its inappropriately loud. I expect to field calls from the SPCA every morning.
- Half the garage is carpeted. So we've got supernatural beings and homely touches... the garage leaves many questions unanswered.
- We're told the last tenant had the carpets cleaned. We're told he was also the first man on the moon. And that he starred in Gladiator.
- We have a suitable birdbox for a homing pigeon. For the rest of this week anyway. By Saturday we'll have suitable fuel for a braai. If we get a pigeon before that, don't worry about bringing anything for the housewarming.
- Last night a jet landed in the roof shortly after I got into the shower. Or was it the geyser.
- We also have a dilapadated chicken-hok in the garden. No need to exagerate that one.
- We don't have two braais in our braai area. Yet.
Lastly, theres now a *fail *win *no comment box - you know what to do.
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