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Its been somewhere around a week since I moved in, and time for a review:

• The garage door has a demon in it.  Its inappropriately loud.  I expect to field calls from the SPCA every morning.
• Half the garage is carpeted.  So we've got supernatural beings and homely touches...  the garage leaves many questions unanswered.
• We're told the last tenant had the carpets cleaned.  We're told he was also the first man on the moon.  And that he starred in Gladiator.
• We have a suitable birdbox for a homing pigeon.  For the rest of this week anyway.  By Saturday we'll have suitable fuel for a braai.  If we get a pigeon before that, don't worry about bringing anything for the housewarming.
• Last night a jet landed in the roof shortly after I got into the shower.  Or was it the geyser.
• We also have a dilapadated chicken-hok in the garden.  No need to exagerate that one.
• We don't have two braais in our braai area.  Yet.

Lastly, theres now a *fail *win *no comment box - you know what to do.