My new brother Clive, husband to my older sister, announced at their wedding this weekend that he and Julz were planning on writing a book 'Wedding Planning for Dummies'. I'm thinking of writing my own one called 'Rogers guide to being a wedding spectator'. Julz and Clive managed to pull off a wedding and avoid any fighting, in four months. I managed to avoid everything for four months.
We watched the Count of Monte Cristo on Sunday night. A quick 'Compare and Contrast' with the chicken and bacon burger I ate while watching:
Movie, improbable tunneling skills. Burger, improbable to eat without getting sauce on everything within a meter of the box.
Movie, home-video'ish. Burger, homemade'ish.
Movie, 2 hours... Burger, 15 minutes.
Movie, though French... no french. Burger, french fries. Burger wins.
Movie, massive rock jump. Burger, risky sleeping-Monique jump to get to the sink to wash off.
That was ridiculous.
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